trust:

broom broom
dog: *barks*
me: chill

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

(via stop)

elissamvp:

When you say something smart and people are shocked

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(via official--satan)

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

your url shows what you want most in life

(via lordoftheinternet)

urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

(via departured)

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