tescosfinest:

i want to make friends but at the same time no

(via hate)

humorking:

beyonce could be taking a shit right now 

(via officialwhitegirls)

happydoge:

He’s here

shaquilleofeel:

communismkills:

There has been a helicopter hovering around me for five minutes now.

its obama coming to delete ur blog

(via officialwhitegirls)

nofluffystop:

Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really apologize for it, it just feels natural to me and makes me happy.

(via departured)

extrasad:

based on a true story 
takemeback-:

awwww-cute:

She fell asleep like this

hungarian:

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

(via officialwhitegirls)

greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART

(Source: longful, via official--satan)

when people say christmas isn’t just about presents

image

(via stop)

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